Friday the 31st

Once in a blue moon, you have one of those days.

It just so happens that yesterday was a blue moon. And one of those days.

It started out normally enough. Go to work, do work, get interrupted and don’t get anywhere near as much work as you should get done done.

And then I got the call from my cook.

Help was needed in the kitchen.

As in–roll up my sleeves and wipe tables, set tables, serve meals kinda help.

When I got done and did my dining room twirling (you mean you don’t do a tour of your dining room to see how all of your resident’s meals were and if you can get them anything else at the end of meal service? For shame), I offered to transport one resident to her room only to have her break down into tears.

It wasn’t me. It wasn’t my offer. She was just having one of those days and was discombobulated and overwhelmed and frustrated at her own inability to take care of herself.

But it was rather emotionally draining for me too.

I finally left the building around 7:30, sending a quick Facebook update as I did:

“I don’t think I even need to look it up. It’s GOT to be a full moon.”

A friend commented back that it was not only a full moon but a BLUE moon, which I realized at once was true.

As I drove by the stadium, I saw the cars and realized that–oh yes, I had been planning on going to Columbus High’s first home football game (and the first marching band performance of the year.)

I drove home, filled my water bottle, hopped on my bike and headed back towards the football stadium.

In a hurry to get into the game (I was already rather late) and with little option for where to chain my bike (why doesn’t this town have any decent bike racks?), I chained my bike to a low post. It was low enough that someone with will could lift the bike off–but the chain through the rear tire and around the pedals would have made it hard to take the bike anywhere without drawing attention.

I found my friends, squeezed onto the bleachers and cheered the boys on. The brother of a friend has become quite a dynamo on the team, and I was proud to hear Spencer’s name mentioned again and again over the loudspeaker.

The band, home to a number of kids from church, did an admirable job, marching like troopers in the 95 degree heat. Once the band kids sat down in the section next to us and once a bit of breeze came up, the rank odor of their superheated bodies wafted our way. Delicious (not).

Columbus pulled off a victory, from a 35-35 tie, with a last minute touchdown.

After the game, scores of fans made their way to the field to revel in the new taxpayer-funded Astroturf.

We stood around talking–and eventually determined that three of us (Beth, Jon, and I) hadn’t had supper yet.

Which, of course, calls for a late night taco run.

I ate my first Taco Johns. (Potato Oles. Meat and Potato Burrito. Crisp Shelled Taco. Sopapilla things. Yummy.)

We drove back, debating whether to drop me off at my bike or at home (I could always get the bike tomorrow.) We figured Jon could hold the bike out the car window on the way back to my house :-) so we drove by for the bike.

We drove along, laughing and wondering whether we weren’t on a one way section of the little turn about in front of the stadium, when I realized that we’d passed the post my bike had been chained to.

My bike wasn’t there.

Yeah.

We played around with possibilities for a while. Wondered at such a thing happening in Columbus, of all places. Seriously? A bike isn’t safe in Columbus?

I figured there was always a chance it was locked inside the stadium by some “grown-up” who locked up. I’d find it, probably. And worrying wouldn’t do me much good anyway.

Beth asked me about the bike. “How’d you get it?” she asked.

I paid for it. Around $500.

I think both Jon and Beth were starting to freak out. I was still pretty calm. It wasn’t like I could do anything about it.

One thing worried me though. The long weekend meant I probably couldn’t reach anybody from the school until next Tuesday. Which meant that if, on the off-chance, the bike had actually been stolen…the police would be like “And you didn’t say anything until now?”

So I called the police station.

Yesterday, at 11:18 pm, the Columbus Police Department logged an incident…well, maybe they did.

The switchboard operator listened to my story, took my information, started asking me to describe the bike.

How do I describe my bike?

“Um…it’s black, maybe 26 inches. It’s a ladies bike–or at least it doesn’t have the high bar. It has a, uh–what do you call that thing on the back? It has a rack on the back. There’s a mount for a speedometer on front but it wouldn’t have the speedometer installed.”

The woman was very patient. “Does the bicycle have any markings?”

I’m trying desperately to remember the brand, trying to think if I have an owner’s manual somewhere that would give details.

I’m remembering that my bike has a name, but I can’t remember what my bike’s name is. I know there’s a clue there but I can’t figure out what it is*.

The woman tries again: “What color was the chain you tied it up with?”

That was easier. “Oh, red. A combination lock.”

“Ma’am, we have your bicycle here at the station. One of the street department guys thought it was too nice to be sitting out and brought it in. You can come and pick it up anytime.”

Yep.

That’s my story. Friday the 31st.

Once in a blue moon in Columbus, Nebraska.


There IS a clue in my bicycle’s name. I call him Kane, as in “Citizen Kane”, because my bike’s brand is “Citizen” and it has “Citizen” written across the thingammy post that goes betwixt your legs.


Definitionally Cute

My favorite place to shop is the thrift store.

I’m an absolute sucker for fabric (“yardage”), books, and vintage clothing.

Even when I already own twenty plus yards of double knit, when I see another couple yards sitting in a bin for fifty cents a yard, I just know that I need it for that amazing double knit quilt I’ve got hanging around in my head. And vintage patterns? Who can resist, even if the sizing is wrong? (I have a dressmaker’s curve–unfortunately I haven’t made myself that dress form I keep saying I’m going to make to make fitting easier.)

Books. You know how much I love them. I used to buy them indiscriminately, ending up with multiple copies of the same book because I wasn’t sure whether I already owned them or not. Now I have the titles of maybe 2/3 of my collection (the fiction and the “religious” books) on a file on my Kindle so I can double check whether I already own something or not. Still, I find myself uber-tempted to buy duplicates just for the sheer love of books.

And clothes.

Honestly, I’m not a clothes horse in the traditional sense of the term. I’m not about keeping up on the trends or being fashion-forward or anything. But I do like browsing through the used store racks.

Most often, I’ll stop in my flipping to muse “Hey, that’s cute” over a dress or skirt. Then my fingers will slip inside to bare the tag.

Size 2.

Definitionally cute. As in, small.

Why do the clothes that little petite things wear appeal to me so much?

I’m neither fat nor big-boned, but some of those cute little things couldn’t fit over a single one of my thighs.

But they’re so cute.

Tiny, adorable, I-probably-couldn’t-have-fit-them-when-I-was-eight.

Which is probably why I stick with vintage.

Despite the evidence that today’s people are much fatter than yesteryear’s, I tend to find vintage that fits (or that I can take in just a bit to make it fit).

Why is that?

Maybe they just used more fabric in the olden days.

Yes, I’m going to guess that’s it.

Not like the cute things they sell these days which would never cover my (even my otherwise rather inadequate) bottom.


A llama in the llard

Columbus and Grand Island are home to a large and ever-increasing Hispanic population, and, while my Spanish is very poor, I try at least to pronounce peoples’ names properly.

Thankfully, the rules for Spanish pronunciation are fairly straightforward; so as long as I can see a name in print, I can pronounce it with something resembling accuracy.

One of the conventions of Spanish pronunciation is the double “l”, which makes the “y” sound, as in “yarn”.

So I am used to seeing double ls and reading Y.

What I am not used to is what happened Saturday evening as I drove home from work.

I saw a llama sitting in a yard and I thought…

Perhaps I have mentioned before my affinity for the written word; for instance, how I rarely understand movies unless they are accompanied by subtitles? But with all my affinity for the written word, I still think verbally. I think in spoken words rather than in written words.

Except for this time.

This time, I saw the llama and my brain thought in written form.

“Huh, there’s a llama in that llard.”

Yep. That’s right.

When I “read” what my brain had written, I read it as “There’s a lah-muh in that yard”, but I spelled it as written above.

Weird. Just weird.

The things our minds do.


My apologies for all my blog readers who are also Facebook friends who have thus been forced to hear this story twice. Have I mentioned that I’m experiencing a bit of bloggers’ block? Feel free to ignore everything I write until I emerge from this funk. Actually, I take that back. I’d still really, really appreciate your interaction. Maybe it would help me come out of the funk faster?


An Old-Fashioned Hymn Sing

I like the modern songs of worship. The wave-your-arms-in-the-air or pump-your-fist exciting music. The clap-in-time and hoot-and-holler-at-the-end type of music.

But there’s nothing that can beat the old-fashioned hymns, tried by generations of believers, refined through decades (even centuries) of worshipers.

There’s something about knowing that you are joining a host of saints before you, singing an old chorus. There’s something about meditating on the same words by which some predecessor lived and died.

You don’t need to be in a packed auditorium when you’re singing a hymn. Even if it’s just you in your car on the way home from work in Grand Island, you know you’re joining a community of believers.

Also, there’s nothing like going through a set of old hymns to awaken one’s mind to doctrine.

To remind us of our weakness in spiritual battles–and Christ’s strength on our behalf:

“Did we in our own strength confide
Our striving would be losing
Were not the right man by our side
The man of God’s own choosing
Dost ask who that may be
Christ Jesus, it is He
Lord Sabaoth by name
From age to age the same
And He must win the battle”
~Martin Luther, “A Mighty Fortress Is Our God”

The glory of sins removed:

“My sin–oh the bliss of this glorious thought–
My sin, not in part but the whole
Was nailed to the cross
and I bear it no more
Praise the Lord,
Praise the Lord, oh my soul”
~H.G. Spafford, “It is Well with my Soul”

The eternal hope of Christ’s righteousness:

“When He shall come with trumpet sound
O, may I then in Him be found
Dressed in His righteousness alone
Faultless to stand before the throne.”
~Edward Mote, “The Solid Rock”

The great sacrifice of Christ on our behalf:

“Well might the sun in darkness hide
And shut his glories in
When Christ, the Mighty Maker, died
For man the creature’s sin”
~Isaac Watts, “At the Cross”

The promise of glorification:

“Dear dying Lamb, Thy precious blood
Shall never lose its power
‘Til all the ransomed church of God
Be saved to sin no more.”
~William Cowper, “There is a fountain”

The sovereignty of God over nature:

“That though the wrong seems oft so strong
God is the Ruler yet”
~Malthie D. Babcock, “This is my Father’s World”

God’s goal to make us like Christ:

“Come Desire of Nations, come!
Fix in us Thy humble home
Rise, the woman’s conquering seed
Bruise in us the serpent’s head
Adam’s likeness now efface
Stamp Thine image in its place
Second Adam from above
Reinstate us in Thy love.”
~Charles Wesley, “Hark the Herald Angels Sing”

The sacrifice that motivates my holiness:

“For Thee all the follies of sin I resign…
I love Thee because Thou hast first loved me
And purchased my pardon on Calvary’s tree…”
~Anonymous, “My Jesus, I love Thee”

And then a rainbow rises above the road and in raptures of delight, I sing all the more.

“This is my Father’s world
He shines in all that’s fair
In the rustling grass I hear Him pass
He speaks to me everywhere.”
~Malthie D. Babcock, “This is My Father’s World”


Food Notes

I know I spent a LONG time discussing why we needn’t keep the OT food laws, and I know it’s been a while since I posted anything of my theology of food.

But I haven’t forgotten it or given it up, I promise.

Instead, I’m at a node and am struggling to figure out which branch to follow.

Except that I just figured out where I need to go next. Yep. Okay. Look forward to hearing about how your appetite can rob you.


In other news, I recently found a second-hand copy of my all-time favorite diet book.

If you’re interested in losing weight and come to me for a book recommendation, I’m going to point you to Barbara Rolls’ Volumetrics.

Volumetrics is firmly rooted in science, is practical for everyday whole-family use, and (most of all?) allows you to still enjoy food without feeling deprived.

Back in my days in residence hall foodservice, I often amazed my coworkers with how much I ate. How did I stay thin, they wondered, when I ate a loaded plate plus two cereal bowls and a small bowl worth of food at every meal?

Volumetrics. Honestly.

I’m sold on the science–and its practical application.


Of course, with all the running I’ve been doing lately (that would not be the physical activity version of running), I haven’t had much opportunity to eat anything but (bleh) fast food.

Today I ordered my absolute favorite, rave-about-it-all-the-time Apple Pecan Chicken Salad (the half size is all you need) from Wendy’s.

And I was disappointed.

It didn’t taste like I remember it tasting (last week). I’m hoping that the problem is just dysgeusia (altered perception of taste) related to either the shingles or the medicine I’m taking for the shingles.

‘Cause it would really stink if my favorite healthy fast food stopped being good for good.

And–if it happens to be a dysgeusia problem, I could always try zinc supplementation to see if that’d help. (Interesting research about zinc and a potential role in taste. Very tentative at present, but when you’ve got completely unexplained dysgeusia, you’re willing to grasp at straws to stop the weight loss–but I should stop talking about work. Anyhow, I’d love to see more research on zinc and taste/flavor perception.)


So, what’re you eating these days? Do you have a “go-to” diet that you’ve been successful with (or that you’ve heard about and have questions regarding)? I LOVE talking food.


Hoping for rain

“How’s it going?” she asked.

One look said it all.

I was ready to quit. I’d been reaching into my personal reserves so deep for so long that I had nothing left to give.

How could I go on?

She challenged me to have a hard conversation, to let someone know that this was too much.

Even the thought was exhausting. Who would I go to? My boss? Any of the three executive directors of the three buildings I work for? Either of my two consulting dietitians? My consulting dietitians’ boss?

I had no idea.

But I knew something had to be done.

Then, by the grace of God, one of my consulting dietitians asked some hard questions.

“Can you do this?” she asked. “Not that you’re not normal, but could a normal person do this with normal hours?”

I had to confess that no, there was no way I could do this–anyone could do this–and still maintain normal hours.

Even that was so good. To have someone know. To have someone recognize how hard I’ve been working, how crazy my workload and hours have been. To have someone understand.

But she’s doing more. She’s working on my behalf. She’s going to help me in the now, help reduce my load. And she’s going to talk with the powers that be, help me at least propose my ideal scenario.

After a month without a drop of rain, the sky has clouded over.

I feel like it might finally rain.


In Which I am Blue

A couple nights ago, I found myself unexpectedly singing Madame Blueberry’s tune…

I’m so blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue-hoo-hoo
Blue.
I’m so blue I don’t know what to do.

I’d spray painted a thrifted file cabinet a beautiful navy blue–and hadn’t realized at the time that I’d also painted myself rather blue.

Since I was wearing a skirt and a sleeveless top while painting (what else?) I’d managed to cover both my legs and my arms with a fine mist of blue paint. Strangely enough, it was the backs of my legs (which faced away from where I was spraying) that got the most paint. And since it was the backs of my legs that got the paint, I didn’t realize that I’d painted myself until hours later when I was preparing for my bath. Whoops!

Now, I don’t know what most people do when they paint themselves blue… (What, you’ve never painted yourself blue? Come on, you gotta live a little.)

But what I did was…well, really, I didn’t notice the extent of the problem until I was already in my bathwater. Which is a rather inconvenient.

So I lathered and scrubbed. I grabbed a salt/oil scrub and lathered and scrubbed some more. I alternated soap and salt scrub and soap again, until at last, in the dim light that is my evening bath atmosphere, I looked clean.

I drained the tub and started singing a different song.

I had left a great blue ring in the tub.

What to do? What to do?

Being a great reader, I grabbed mother’s best dress and wiped up that tub ring quick as a spot.

But now mother’s dress had a spot…

Okay, I didn’t really use mother’s dress. I used my trusty spray bottle full of vinegar and one of my bathroom-cleaning rags.

But I did think about using mother’s dress, if mother’s dress were around.

But I suppose it wouldn’t have been wise even had mother’s dress been around, because I had no Voom to ultimately make it go away–and even if I had Voom, would Voom work when there’s no snow?

It’s dry here. Very, very dry.

I’m bleeding blue for the farmers. One I know is spending thousands of dollars a day to irrigate–and may or may not end up with a crop to show for it.

Yes, that’s why I painted myself blue. For the farmers. Of course.

I knew I had a reason…I just had to come to it.


Bittersweet Mornings

This morning has been the very definition of perfect.

Waking up with sun, knowing that I have plenty of time to do whatever I want to do.

Spending hours in the Word, digging deep into I John, letting the Word transform me.

Getting dressed and going to my car to get my hairbrush (which I left there yesterday after a rather rushed morning).

Bringing in the waffle blocks I’d bought at a used store last week. Searching for the perfect striped twill I’d gotten a few weeks before to make toy bags with. Cutting out a bag in the right size.

Seeing that my sewing machine was already threaded with black thread and deciding to get my black mending done while I was at it. Having plenty of time to mend several dresses and a couple pairs of slacks, even to rip out a seam that I wasn’t satisfied with.

Changing to white thread and whipping up the toy bag. Running the rope in the casing and filling the bag with waffle blocks.

Making my breakfast and enjoying it while writing a blog post.

No morning could be better.

Yet even in this, my heart is not content.

Like Naomi, returning to her homeland when God has visited His people with food, I entreat those around me to call me Mara.

God may have abundantly blessed me with today, but I am bitter that this is not my every morning. I am bitter that I have no children to play with my waffle blocks, no someone to admire my recently altered dress. I am bitter that I must work long hours in the world, leaving few for the home where I love to be.

I speak to my soul, telling it to be quiet. “Be still. Be at rest. Rejoice in the day that the Lord has given you.”

My heart does not want to listen. It wants to wallow in discontent.

I must point Mara to the end of her story, to Obed, to the promise of God in Christ.

I am not husband-less. I have Christ.

I am not child-less. I have Christ.

I am not without a Provider. I have Christ.

So do not call me Mara. I am not she.

Bitterness has no place in my soul.

Instead, I will sing like the women singing to Naomi:

“Blessed be the Lord, who has not left you this day without a redeemer, and may his name be renowned in Israel! He shall be to you a restorer of life and a nourisher of your old age, for your daughter-in-law who loves you, who is more to you than seven sons, has given birth to him.”

I will choose to sing with these:

“Blessed be the Lord, who has not left me this day without a Redeemer. May His name be renowned in all the earth. He is my restorer of life and the nourisher of my age; for He is more to me than anything.”


In which I confess…

I am appalled to see that I have posted only once in the past week.

I am just about as appalled that I am writing a post to apologize (those can be SO incredibly annoying.)

I do have a halfway decent alibi.

Ordinary work to be done, some of it lasting rather late.

Fourth of July with the whole crowd at the W’s.

Catching up from being gone at work (Yes, even a day means craziness to come).

My niece’s first birthday party.

The Omaha/Council Bluffs Color Me Rad 5K.

Color Me Rad picture

And Harry Potter.

I’ve been devouring them. Six not insubstantial books in two weeks.

I don’t think I’ve been so obsessed with a series of books since I was a pre-teen.

It’s sickening.

But true.


Playing Photographer

If I were to grade my photography skills, I would have to say that I probably rank far below average (especially among the Mommy-blogger-digital-SLR-owning set).

Little Miss touches projector screen

My understanding of composition is average.

My understanding of lighting is something much less than average.

Little Miss on a treadmill

My understanding of my camera’s settings is virtually nonexistent.

Nevertheless, I spent my Memorial Day weekend getting myself out of the auto and program modes.

Little Miss Chews on a Finger

I had plenty of fodder–a piano recital Friday night, a graduation Saturday morning, graduation parties Saturday and Sunday afternoons, and a weenie-roast on Monday.

Little Miss Claps Her Hands

Oh, and the Little Miss.

Little Miss Crawling

She makes pretty decent camera fodder.

Little Miss looking at camera

I’ll keep playing photographer if it means spending time with her.